Mr. Causey, Asks " Why ?"

Have you ever just wondered why?

I have many times. I wonder why people do some of the things they do. Seemingly intelligent people do or say some of the strangest things. 

• Why do drive-thru ATM machines have braille?

• Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead?

• Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is no money in the account?

• Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

• Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

• Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

• Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

• Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

• What is the speed of darkness?

• If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

• Can you cry under water?

• How important does a person have to be before they can be assassinated instead of just murdered?

• How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

• In fairness, if a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

• Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

• Why do doctors leave the room while you change clothes? They're going to see you naked anyway.